LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
this. is. so. hot. my. god.
black & white | boobs | cigarettes
I do not know how many times I’ve reblogged this
Harry Styles + Christmas
I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!
Even cats get rejected sometimes
3 representations of me in one photo
honestly the pants just got tighter
one direction has been talented and dedicated this whole time but you add a banjo and suddenly the music elitists think they’re deserving of their respect well newsflash they’re too good for you
glad to know the only reason women could possibly exercise is so men can masturbate to them having sex thank u for enlightening me
Ed Sheeran sneezing during Wayfaring Stranger
‘Thats definitely part of the song’